This Old Man




Conversation, Frito Pie

In part-two of their continuing series to expose the evil and depravity of common children’s songs, the Chads make a shocking discovery. Many of the brain-warping songs we force-feed to our impressionable young children were created by the same singular villain: This Old Man. The scope of his dastardly enterprise is breath-taking, spanning the globe and dozens of generations, his siren-song has weaved itself into the subconscious of millions of children. Be there as the Chads spring a trap on The Old Man, and confront him at the top of his lonely mountain, and try to bring closure to this global conspiracy, once and for all. Special thanks to “Soularflair” at FMA for use of the song “Dark-Spooky-Scary (Even In My Dreams)”